Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy April 9, 2011

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016

Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed

I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.

by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010

get moist

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

by michael foolsley March 1, 2010

So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

moist vagina

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous

1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!

by rochman March 21, 2008