Grandpa´s Trout

Slang term for an old penis.

Did you see grandpa´s trout? It was huge!!

by Baigorria December 27, 2010

Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Grandpa Raunchy

Refers to the original use of the word "raunchy".
Sexually explicit, exhibiting lust, obscene, or vulgar.
Created by very bored teenagers.
See also: Raunchy senior, Raunchy junior

Quentin: That porno was mad raunchy, yo!
Albert: Daaaaag son! I disagree! The only thing that kept me watchin it was cuz my maw was in it!

by David T. June 14, 2003

grandpa issues

daughters of mothers who have daddy issues that didn’t deal with them. usually also results in attraction to inappropriately older men or generally toxic men, but comes with guilt about it that mothers never had.

Oh that girl’s mom never went to therapy for her family life and she’s dating a 27 year old, she must have grandpa issues.

by bad bitch from Dallas November 21, 2021

grandpas cough medicine

Referring to whiskey or some other strong alcoholic beverage

Dude I think Tim was sucking on grandpas cough medicine

by Misery321123 March 13, 2011

Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Grandpa's Boot Camp

When the elderly is admitted to a rehab center for physical or occupational therapy.

Grandpa's Boot Camp is for new admittance, with strict discipline regime

by grandaughter June 9, 2010