flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants
She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits
by VelvetLovesAFelon February 29, 2012
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Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'
by TheDNAofthesoul October 05, 2022
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the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
God: I'm going to unleash the great flood
by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015
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noob flood

A period of heightened activity in an online multiplayer game when new players arrive in droves.

During this period, veterans help acclimate the newcomers (by fragging them over and over), while the game hosts deal with the increased server demand (and the coincidental flood of vets complaining about flood-induced lag and outages).

Typically caused by said players acquiring the game for Christmas—often months or years after the game was first released—but also on the rare occasions that a paid game becomes free to play.
Noob flood = easy mode achievements

FFS LEARN TO HEAL MORON!! i'm sick of this noob flood
by unce unce June 25, 2011
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flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.
Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
by xlxDEBOxlx January 14, 2014
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flooding tub

Right now there is a flooding tub
by uwu legend September 21, 2019
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