1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
by Mike Dead Mike August 19, 2011
by Hana Depp October 13, 2020
Brand of Jewellery favoured by the chav. rarely exceeding 9 carat exlusively found at Argos. The cheapest yellow metal that does not turn green when dampened. Largely fashioned into Sovereign rings and large Hoop earrings. As worn by Vicky Pollard. A perfect compliment to burberry or any gaudy shit that looks crap but has a huge Logo. Large chains often seen on arms hanging out of the drivers window of a Flourescent Vauxhall Corsa. Sovereign rings usually worn in sets of eight to protect the knuckles of the neanderthal wearing them when they drag along the floor. Prices often shown in Pounds, Euros and Giros eg. "This sov cost me free giro's, safe"
by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004
by thebigkahuna July 04, 2005
An elite group of four extraordinary gentlemen dedicated to providing liberty and wonder to the world. There are typically four positions: The Knife, who uses his razor strength and driving abilities to brawl any brouhaha; Handsome, who seduces the women.. and the homosexual men; Dirty Rob, who drives a sea-green Ford Taurus, and does the dirty work; And Maverick, who uses his revolutionary mind to incite revolutions and make witty comments. Together, they ride, with the Lord, to make the world a better, and more wonderful place.
"Gee-golly-whiz, Ma, the Dukes of Wonder came just in time to save us from the gigantic communist squid!"
by Maver September 17, 2005
An amazing television show about two good looking boys who get into trouble with the law, and drive an amazing '69 Dodge Charger called the General Lee. They always have atleast two amazing cars in each episode.
by XdrinkXandXdriveX March 09, 2005
Code name used by US Air Force enlisted members to identify a particularly unpleasant fellow Aerospace Team member. Duke Rider characteristics include, but are not limited to, blatant and transparent self-promotion, loud, pretentious behavior employed to bring attention to one's self, over-zealous enforcement to obscure regulations, full-contact sucking up to higher ranking members.
The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.
The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.
The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.
The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."
The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.
The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.
The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.
The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.
The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."
The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.
Dude, I just met the new First Sergeant.... he's full on Duke Rider.
You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.
Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.
I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!
You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.
Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.
I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!
by boppa23 May 24, 2011