Cooking the dog 

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

Cooking the dog by anonymous June 9, 2021

get the dog 

Created by Willem Powerfish this phrased is used when casting whole chooks. Its also used at the brothel, the male brothel mate.

just burleighing it up for ya mate. get the dogs! What do you mean you've already been fishing here, ive been fishing here for 50 years.

get the dog by lil kimerg3gerg June 26, 2021

What the dog did 

When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.

King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me

Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did

What the dog did by An average funny guy June 27, 2021

Get the dog on the dog 

Can be used interchangeably depending on the context
Contexts could include getting really drunk or doing a task to the best of your abilities

Adam: Hey Felix, you ready to “Get the dog on the dog”?

Felix: Yeah let’s get blinded

Get the dog on the dog by Buggsy Malone December 5, 2021

Petting the dog 

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

Petting the dog by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Swear on the dog's life 

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

Swear on the dog's life by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

bosco the dog 

He is an amazing pooch and loves to lick everyone and everything. he eats tissues as well as his regular healthy all-natural dog food, and loves lying on anyone's bed when you're not there. Rescued from Tennessee and now living in luxury in Rhode Island. I hope someday all of the world will get to pet this dog, the best dog ever. U・ᴥ・U

U・ᴥ・U
Wow! Is that Bosco the dog? He is an amazing dog!
Bosco the dog was on TV last night - he is so cute.

bosco the dog by U・ᴥ・U June 9, 2018