Coop

A decrepit old cuck plumber who spent his whole marriage glazing young girls and now has to watch his wife get railed by a cornucopia of colossal cocks

Jim was being a total coop after his wife got tired of his bullshit.

by anonymous August 1, 2025

Coop

One who has just had the realization of defeat and or dissatisfaction in an extreme sentence.

My peen is 6 inches. So is mine. Coop: 😯

by BoLester March 29, 2021

Coop

Cooped up poop in your bunghole

Man, I haven’t pooped in days. Must be a coop.

by Ferrrrddddaaa September 9, 2019

coop

a gang of prepubescent males, dictated by a larger male

"Did you go to that party on Saturday night?"
"No, but I heard the coop showed up!"

by zombiecobblestone11 November 26, 2018

Cooped

When you get roasted in a rap battle by a black dike with cornrows and a ear ring.

Coop: Tell em coop did it, who are you kiddin. You know I do this for a livin.
Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.

by McClaron August 11, 2021

Coop rushen

When you lägga the coop rush under the 5 minuter bensträckare

Vi har fem minuter bensräckare, vi lägger coop rushen

by ddijdlslmndd November 22, 2023

Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.

Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020