Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive
Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive
Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.
Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft
by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013
Get the Male Birth Controlmug. Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
by Frainslug December 28, 2005
Get the Giving birth to a Marinemug. Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
by B:ss February 14, 2010
Get the Birthing Madonna's childrenmug. This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
Get the Birth Control Shirtmug. To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).
by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007
Get the give birth to a politicianmug. What did you have for dinner last night?
I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.
Oh you had Domino's Pizza
I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.
Oh you had Domino's Pizza
by Korruption September 30, 2006
Get the after-birth on toastmug. Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)
Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
by Decrata September 3, 2013
Get the Spontaneous Mouth Birthmug.