by iamshmo12 October 17, 2019

Math, short for “mental abuse to humans” is a subject that causes depression, suicide and many other unpleasant things. Math was designed to be a way to ruin the life of innocent children, and mostly to fill their brains with useless knowledge.
Math, homework,school. The ultimate life ruining trio to ruin 10+ years of our lives.
Math is a piece of shit. :)
Math is a piece of shit. :)
by Babrup November 24, 2021

by The ALMIGHTY KOALA BEAR!!!🐨 January 4, 2017

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019

"Math!" is a term that's usually used by Finn in the cartoon "Adventure Time", and is usually a replacement for the term "Fuck!". Similar sayings are "Math this!" which means "Fuck this!", "Math that!" which means "Fuck that!" and "Mathmatical" which means "Awesome!". The word "Math" is pretty much a replacement for the word "Fuck", with the exception of "Mathmatical".
Jake: "Finn! There's hobgoblins at the door..."
Finn: "Oh Math!"
Ice King: "I'm going to kill you now..."
Finn: "Math that!"
Jake: "Ok, we're surrounded by skeletons. How do you want to handle this?"
Finn: "Let's Math them up!"
Finn: "Oh Math!"
Ice King: "I'm going to kill you now..."
Finn: "Math that!"
Jake: "Ok, we're surrounded by skeletons. How do you want to handle this?"
Finn: "Let's Math them up!"
by The Lactrinites June 1, 2016
