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Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on
Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!
by dinozavier December 28, 2010
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shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.
by grosa October 9, 2016
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Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain
I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.
by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020
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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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Extreme uses of testicle cuffs

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.

Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.

Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.

Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
The extreme uses of testicle cuffs provide a number of benefits
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giant elephant testicles

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Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.
I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!
by joshg4 July 30, 2008
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