Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:

Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018

testichin

When a teenager tries to grow a beard, but it looks like pubic hair do to Un-muscularity which creats a chee-a-chin (Chee-a-pet)effect. The chin then look like a ball sack or Testicals, hence the word Testichin.

You see Johns Testichin.. looks like he has been smoking the Bologna Pony!..

by The Notebook November 5, 2005

testicled

to testicle one in the face

When she questioned my ability, I testicled her in the face

by Ericwins July 12, 2006

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010