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tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.
"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"
by firefreckle May 2, 2018
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ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017
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Tennis Thot

A girl who bends down excessively to pick up tennis balls, and who sticks out her ass when returning serves.
She's worse than a thot: she's a tennis thot.
by a.pham223 December 6, 2017
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tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.
Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?
by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017
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Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!
by Principator December 29, 2020
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scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum
Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?
by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019
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tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell
micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT
by baysil September 8, 2023
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