tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

Boy’s Tennis

A good time with the gents where you “whack it in the showerswith your racket”.

-Man, let’s play some Boy’s Tennis after school!!!
-Sure, but I’ll have to go home first and get me racket.

by BennysPennys68 May 24, 2018

tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.

Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017

Tennis Thot

A girl who bends down excessively to pick up tennis balls, and who sticks out her ass when returning serves.

She's worse than a thot: she's a tennis thot.

by a.pham223 December 6, 2017

ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.

Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say

by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017

tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.

"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"

by firefreckle May 2, 2018