pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Tender Nigga

Is used to decribe a soft, or "bitch-made" type of nigga. Sometimes confused with as a "homosexual" and tends to have more than one female quality

That nigga gay!"..."naw he's just grew up a Tender Nigga(house full of gurls)"..."oh, well he need to keep that homo shyt at home

by KC_iibrahiim September 9, 2010

Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 May 1, 2006

Chicken Tender

A person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.

Holy shit, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!

by Amber Rosa February 21, 2009

Tenderheaded

When a person has a sensitive scalp, and hurts when hair is combed or braided.

Shatima: Damn girl you you should let me braid yo hair!

Shaniqua: Aiight, but a bitch best be careful, shoot, I'm tenderheaded !

by Thomas0323 March 14, 2009

tadder flaps

A women's breasts in motion. a.k.a. Bouncing boobs.

Damn that girls tadder flaps have some serious kick. Look their even gaining altitude.

by nevsky September 12, 2006

Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020