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nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat
Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"
by Smell the roses November 21, 2016
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technical49

Technical49 is a geometry dash player that beat the top 10 demons. He is currently the best GD player. Also known as testicularcancer69, he has beaten over 100 extreme demons and has beaten the number 1 , “Zodiac”.
Technical49 is the best player in GD.
by Astol November 12, 2019
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Sussex County Technical School

The phsych ward where redneck retards, self-proclaimed modern art masters, and wannabe white trash congregate to prove to America that only thinking about 8 fucking things for 4 years is a method of efficient education. Not-so-sadly, however, they only serve to prove that New Jersey is more of a landfill plagued by retardation and devastating levels of arrogance and entitlement.
I would've gone to Sussex County Technical School but I don't fuck my sister, nor do I think I'm the next Leonardo Da Vinci or Shakespeare.
by James Poop September 28, 2015
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technicolor emo

A guy or girl who is emo AND ACTUALY gay.
rather redundant but can be applied in a serious or joking manner

"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

"I know she's so techinicolor emo."
"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

That makes jenny technicolor emo.
by eventhoughimemo February 28, 2008
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technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.
Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.
by RaymondKing June 10, 2011
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Technically Legal

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
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technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.
Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.
by cgoodric August 13, 2012
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