Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
Get the Tech-tarded mug.To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slapped mug.The process of trying to and and also getting with someone of the opposite gender sexually. Somewhat synonymous with flirting, but encompasses further deeds. Can be extrapolated to other sexual/romantic acts with tech-related wordplay.
Johnny: “Yoooo did you get with that girl Sam last night? She was kinda bad.”
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”
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Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”
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Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.
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Get the Running Tech mug.1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
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Get the r1z Tech mug.A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.
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Get the maintenance tech mug.A Honda/Acura forum where about 25 serious enthusiasts offer useful advice and approximately 500 people call each other gay.
Put on your flame suit... some ricer is asking about widebody kits, and you know how those Honda-Tech kids get when you mention the phrase "body kit"!
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