1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019
Get the the tech ratiomug. someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.
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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! April 9, 2011
Get the tech-tardedmug. While internet surfing, one webpage leads to another webpage, leads to another webpage, and before you know it, it is 5 hours later.
by deanna4sun March 5, 2011
Get the tech loopmug. To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slappedmug. Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.
by fupa troopah October 19, 2019
Get the tech bagsmug. Zing Tech is a roblox aviation company ran by the power of zingcheckmark aka allahcube aka axevil aka axivl.
they sell products for roblox aviation companys
they sell products for roblox aviation companys
One could say that you go to the hub and buy a rubeus alliance product and it will be hand delivered to you from Zing tech
by ii_BlueAviation June 12, 2020
Get the Zing techmug. The process of trying to and and also getting with someone of the opposite gender sexually. Somewhat synonymous with flirting, but encompasses further deeds. Can be extrapolated to other sexual/romantic acts with tech-related wordplay.
Johnny: “Yoooo did you get with that girl Sam last night? She was kinda bad.”
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”
Also:
Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”
Also:
Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.
by Seagulls6firstguitar January 22, 2023
Get the Running Techmug.