A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.
One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
"that teacher"
by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) May 6, 2018
Get the Teachermug. 
by Prettymuchboii April 18, 2019
Get the Teachersmug. A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits
by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019
Get the Teachermug. by TRUTH_TALK April 14, 2015
Get the Teachermug. 1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck
Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit
by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020
Get the Teachermug. A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.
by <21savage> March 11, 2019
Get the Teachermug.