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Timbit Tax

Buying a Timbit so you can stay in a Tim Horton's to warm up, during Canada's cold season. Done so out of courtesy, or forced to by the staff.
Person 1:
I'm so cold from walking. Let's stop in this Tim Horton's to warm up for a bit

Person 2:
Shit do we have 18 cents for the Timbit Tax?
by randomkyle December 22, 2008
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Drip Tax

The extra expense for merchandise that isn't particularly high quality but makes your outfit look dope.
Nigga 1: Why is this Gucci bag so expensive it looks like every other bag
Nigga 2: You forgot to add the drip tax
Nigga 1: O u right
by Reallybadboy November 16, 2018
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relax tax

When you relax around a black person and pay the tax for it.

Tax might range from black eye, permanent brain damage via concussion, or even your life.
Jessica Whitaker paid the relax tax
by Iamveryracist July 13, 2020
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pet tax

Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.
After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.
by ExitTheHandbasket July 22, 2021
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Mac tax

The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.
"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"
by Aqua_Mann April 1, 2008
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carbon tax

An unpopular Australian Labour Party policy to tackle climate change by putting a price on carbon emissions. The idea is that polluters will pay per tonne of carbon they release into the atmosphere. The reality was that average household costs were vastly increased and international business was deterred from investment in Australia. It is widely accepted that the Carbon Tax was the reason that the Australian Labour Party lost the 2013 general election.
Wow, my power bill has increased 60%, my company has just made me redundant PLUS I've made no difference to climate change! Thanks Labour, this carbon tax is fantastic!
by StuiTheGreat December 31, 2013
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tax season

The time of year from early January to April 15th when public accountants are busy preparing and filing tax returns for their clients.

The time of year from early January to April 15th when families and friends of public accountants are abandoned or left to fend for themselves.
Tax season is in full swing. I won't see much of my husband until April 15th.

My husband is so busy and brain-drained during tax season that he doesn't do anything but vegetate or sleep on his day off!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
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