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Tila Tequila

A hot Asian girl who's Xanga was deleted for being "too popular". Then MySpace, which was just starting out, invited Tila and she invited all her friends.
Later MTV made a crappy show starring Tila to add on to their crappy music.
Tila Tequila is like the Asian Paris Hilton except smarter and can correct your math homework.
by Dan Pruns February 28, 2008
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tila taquilla

An asian girl with a very attractive body and seems to be purpousefully drawing attention to herself
Damn look at that tila taquilla walking with her boy, guess she's trying to move on
by Arabb July 15, 2009
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Involuntary Tequila Withdrawal

Surgeon General's Warning:
Always enjoy Tequila in moderation. Taking 10 shots of Tequila in 20 minutes is not recommend as this can lead to cases of Involuntary Tequila Withdrawal (ITW).

With ITW, the taste, smell, and possibly the sight of tequila can cause protective maneuvering of the body away from the source accompanied by stomach pains/sickness and stimulation of the gag reflex. The most significant symptom of ITW is vomiting, which is provoked immediately after reintroduction of Tequila into the mouth. The symptoms may be prolonged when a large quantity of Tequila is introduced or if it reaches the GI system.

The symptoms can be reproduced even during the chronic stages of ITW, lasting 10-15 years on average. Some individuals will have ITW for the rest of their life but the condition is easily managed through complete avoidance of Tequila.
-Ughhhh... why did you make me take all that Jose?

--Well my friend, you were speaking to the tequila, and then you announced, "Senior Cuervo, I've had 9 shots of you so far. I know this only by my trail of the limes I've used... you sir have one shot left in you to make it an even ten. Thank you God, spirit and the holy-guacamole!!" and then you yelled "wooooo" and took the shot, told everyone about your recent amazing feet at least 4 times.

-Well it was pretty epic...

--And then you got up and went down the beach to find the dude you bought acid from before. Actually found him... I think he just took your money. But he was kind enough to spray you off with a hose while you were vomiting on yourself and his porch chair.

-Damn, I gotta be more careful next time, I don't want to go off and get ITW. That shit can stay with you for life son. Involuntary Tequila Withdrawal, just as bad as herpes.
by BeachWeek March 12, 2011
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Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.

First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.

The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
Sheila burned her throat on the Flaming Tequila.
by Bob August 6, 2004
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Tequila-Bumrise

The Tequila-Bumrise is said to be the action of interlocking one's anus, with the outer lips of the female genitalia, and then passing fecal matter between the two parties.
"I pulled out last night, slipped, and shat a log right into her snatch"
"Gross, were you drunk?"
"That's why they call it a Tequila-Bumrise..."
by haravymas September 3, 2009
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Tequila Sunrise

Rough sexual position: Simultaneously having sex with a girl from behind (or giving anal), spitting tequila on her back and setting it ablaze. Occasionally followed by pushing her head through the wall, if she asks.
She's out of control. She begged me to give her the Tequila Sunrise last night, but we had run out of tequila.
by Muckleroy August 22, 2012
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Tila Tequila

A very awesome vietnemese singer/rapper/actress that has her own show that is called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".
by tilatequilafan January 6, 2008
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