takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017

Tame the Dragon

Another word for masturbation but discreetly used so that only males will understand what you mean.

The old man was willing to tame the dragon when he was watching his midnight porn.

by Ruxxo April 8, 2012

tame the beast

to jack off, masturbate

Craig: Yo dude, my balls hurt so bad, I haven't had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.

Jon: Sucks for you.

by ronigas February 23, 2009

The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008

tales

1. a cooler way to say tales of symphonia.

2. another way of saying cool

also see on a scale of one to tales

1. Lets go play Tales.
2. That rollercoaster was so totaly tales!!!

by Kayla February 8, 2005

It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

tamasha

A word common in several Indian languages meaning a general hullabaloo, or disturbance, usually accompanied by excitement.

"What's all that tamasha about over there?"
"Oh, some filmstar has come to open a new mall!"

by wistoo August 5, 2009