swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018

Swiss Flag

Similar to a red flag except there's one large plus side to dating the individual 🇨🇭

Guy 1: She wouldn't stop talking about her ex at dinner last night.
Guy 2: Sorry man, thats a pretty big red flag.
Guy 1: Yeah, but she has huge tits and gave me the sloppy toppy, so I think it's just a Swiss flag.

by Only_69 May 3, 2021

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

Swiss Sex

When you have sex in a position where you form a cross with your bodies, while your genitals touch.

"Hey babe, wanna have some swiss sex?"

by TreasonSeason November 26, 2020

Swiss cheesehead

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

swiss rolling

Swiss Rolling is when two women ride each other's clits.

Sally likes Swiss Rolling with Susie.

by jujubeelikesknees September 18, 2014

go swiss

Being neutral, not taking a side in a conflict

"Hey man are you gonna take my side on this or what?"

"Nah, I'm gonna go swiss on this one"

by JoJoJee May 18, 2014