Swiss em

When you shoot a person full of holes to the point where they look like Swiss cheese.

Person 1: “A dude broke in my house last night.”
Person 2: “Did you Swiss em?”

by Shelbylover69 October 11, 2017

loser swiss

An adjective used to describe a person who uses a weak insult

Brian: Yeah, well your stupid
Jimmy: Wow, get better loser swiss

by ayejellydog April 19, 2017

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

Swiss Chalet

A large Canadian casual-dining restaurant chain owned by Recipe Unlimited (formerly Cara Operations Ltd). It serves entry-level western dishes catered to Canadian style food. Quality and taste is sometimes decent, but often times subpar. Makes for an adequate job for a college student.

Comparable to the American restaurant chains Olive Garden and (less so) Applebees.

Guy 1: I just got a new job at Swiss Chalet!

Guy 2: Nice!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2020

Swiss navy

1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer

Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well

I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up [phone] which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead

by th.unda August 3, 2020

Swiss made

Made in Switzerland. Swiss products are highly praised for their durability and precision
Something being Swiss made is usually a guarantee of quality

This knife is Swiss made. You can throw it from the Burj Al-Khalifa and it would destroy the streets below

by th.unda August 3, 2020

Swiss dating

When a girl is dating a guy, but she doesn't actually care, so she'll still hook up with you.

"Isn't she dating someone?"
"Yes, but they're Swiss dating. We totally hooked up after the show."

by obstacle02 November 13, 2012