a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
by Woppyvac July 11, 2010
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To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
by Kaolo March 15, 2011
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by Mingain September 23, 2021
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by #SuperFinnee May 24, 2021
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by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020
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When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
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When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
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