Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.

Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.

by scruffer February 22, 2009

snoffing

when smoking you cough from all the smoke it makes you sneeze as well

"Damn dude stop snoffing, your going to blow up tha spot!"

by roachas February 2, 2008

Ten on the floor stroking boar

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving

“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

by NiggaNumba7 January 15, 2020

scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

Shroffing

To study advertising.

Party's over for me. I'm Shroffing in my room.

by whatup_biatch February 10, 2020

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009