Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.

My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string

by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016

Pushing on a string

A strategy that is fundamentally flawed and not capable of solving a chosen problem, even with tremendous effort.
In macroeconomics, the term refers a policy where central banks loosen monetary policy to increase the supply of money available for investment when there is little potential demand for investment, such as when firms have large cash reserves, underutilized production facilities, and large inventories and very limited consumer demand.

Gov wants to revive the economic strategy of pushing on a string by loosening monetary policy for the private sector during the slack in the economy.

by mlhiss September 23, 2019

string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes

Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...

by logandaman0809 June 27, 2022

Gay Strings

Cum stained hair on a male, usually because of your male partner.

Look at that twat with gay strings on his head. Does he not shower?

by LiterateGayShovel January 19, 2018

String trimmer

The act of eating a girl out while she has a tampon in

Jan was horny for oral sex but she was mid-period, so I gave her a string trimmer.

by eelmnky September 5, 2015

t string

Most commonly known as the g string. The type of underwear known as a g string but should be called t string due to the t shape at the back at the start of your butt crack.

Her t string was showing, I could tell because it appeared she had a t in her butt crack.

by shannon rachelle August 1, 2008

String-board

It is, apparently, some lost person's definition of the Shadow Caper's guitar.
The Shadow Caper and I were walking down the street after we had given a show to our hometown. And honest to whatever you believe in, this girl came up to us and said she liked our string-board. Read the example because that's honestly what happened. It was kind of stupid, but funny at the same time

Girl: "Hey! I dug the show you guys put on the other night. It rocked! I thought that you(*shadow caper*) rocked on the...string-board thing"
She could not get the word off her tounge. I'm pretty sure she meant"guitar"

Shadow Caper:"Guitar?"
Girl:"The what?"
Shadow Caper: You know, it has six strings and a lot of them have a hole in them"
Girl: "oh yeah"

by Cameron Grzadzieleski December 9, 2004