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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fu­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.
Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!
by JuannyBravo September 19, 2014
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counter strike

A first person shooter originally made by a man called Gooseman in 1999 as a modification to the game Half-Life. The game consists of two teams, the Counter-Terrorists and Terrorits. Each team purchases weapons at the start of a round and tries to either kill every member of the opposite team or complete an objective.
The game has become an extremely popular FPS over the years, and despite running on a 7 year old game, is still played by many people.

However, many people have hatreds toward the game because of it's popularity and will insult it given a moments notice. Even people who have not played the game or only played for a short amount of time have very biased opinions towards the game.
Despite what many people say, the game is very fun with a good community. There is a reason why it is so popular after all.
Counter-Strike: A Half-Life modification featuring two opposing teams in a semi-realistic environment.
by TheCommunistCow May 2, 2004
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on strike

v. 1) engaged in a stoppage of work, services, or other activities, as by union workers to get better wages.

v. 2) to engage in what has become an infamous French pastime
1) The Teachers Union is going on strike due to their piss-poor wages and lack of respect by society in general.

2) Don't go to France in August since the entire workforce is likely to go on strike due to a cigarette shortage, the heat, a bad batch of fromage.
by Call Me Ishmael June 29, 2007
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block strike

A online multiplayer game also an fps

(First Person Shooter) for Android and apple fun game xD james gay
by EpikPingu May 9, 2018
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PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.
My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!
by Bob October 12, 2004
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Counter-Strike fag

A Counter-Strike fag is a person who plays counter-strike and feels he/she is the best f***in person in the world. These people have no life and spend days playing this game to reach perfection and laugh at inexperienced players called noobs. They also tend to use leet speak which is words using random numbers and letters and is f***ing annoying to read. Counter-Strike fags range from ages 9-20 with anybody over 18 still living with their mom.
<cs fag1>
"Look guys my record is 100/2, I R TEh greaterest cs player in teh world har har har!"
<dod player>
"...thats great."
<cs fag>
*gets killed* "j00 used a n00b gun you n00b! Thats why you killed me!"
<me>
*sigh* "No its because I have skill and I don't whine constantly about how well I'm doing. It's just game, nothing to get a boner about."
by technic March 10, 2005
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counter-strike

An online multiplayer game that is addictive as crack to the average nerd.
My friend Joseph likes counter-strike more than women because he has no life.
by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004
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