Woke business strategy

Business strategy that brands itself in some way, shape or form as resisting Trump and/or GOP policies.

Adidas and Gucci, though not necessarily by choice, have now adopted a type of woke business strategy, following companies like Dicks' Sporting Goods (who quit selling handguns in response to school shootings) and Nike (who featured controversial societal critic, Colin Kapernick.

by TheExpatreneur February 7, 2019

Strayer Middle School

The only middle school in Quakertown, where kids have threatened to burn down our school, girls have been sexually assaulted, guys are dicks, and basically everything sucks here. The faculty does nothing, therefore everyone’s out of hand. Strayer Middle School’s dress code is extremely sexist and girls get harassed and there are zero consequences. The only middle school where no one does shit if you’re suicidal or if you were harassed. even if you tell someone in the faculty either of those things, nothing happens. Strayer Middle School is a living hell hole where girls get harassed, people are suicidal, and there’s drugs everywhere but no one cares. :)

“I hate going to Strayer Middle School”

“I know, it sucks here.”

by sexuallyassaultedandsuicidal July 3, 2018

door strategy

A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.

After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...

by supbro_4L May 29, 2010

Strategery

The highest form of political strategy.

The Bush Strategery has taken him from a first term Governor to his second term as President - all within ten years time.

The Bush Strategery has left a long list of dethroned Democrats in its wake including Ann Richards, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Howard Dean, John (F) Kerry, and John Edwards.

by ubermonkey November 4, 2004

Straley

a person of great honor, someone who knows how to negotiate well with others

THat straley gets it man

by Meechalav October 9, 2008

Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate

"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Strafford Uglies

Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.

Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.

by Saftey Ranger Mike May 28, 2009