A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.
He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!
by M-STAK March 14, 2008
Get the boss status mug.a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.
SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.
by kidmuto August 3, 2008
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A pair of people who like to say how much they love each other by posting status updates on facebook about each other, and how much they love each other.
Status update from Blank Name: is so madly in love
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone
Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
by EYEM MEE March 25, 2009
Get the Status Lovers mug.procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
Get the status commenting mug.When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm
Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.
Rob: Dude, get a life.
Rob: Dude, get a life.
by The METALLICSTER December 17, 2010
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Get the Status Stealer mug.The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
by whimsychic November 25, 2010
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