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Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.
Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...
by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008
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Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.
The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.
by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007
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Santa Tits

Breasts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.
Thom: "Check out ol' Santa tits over there."

Saira: "She should have worn a bigger bra!"
by TrolleyCrash August 8, 2007
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santa's little helper

Jimmy: Did you see the skirt on santa's little helper?
Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.
by Bombsky February 26, 2010
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Dirty Santa

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise
by tick/e November 5, 2018
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UC Santa Cruz

A 4 year university located at the top of a hill looking over Monterey Bay. UCSC is known for 420, or April 20th of every year, a day dedicated to smoking weed in a field with thousands of people to light enormous blunts and get high. UCSC is also known for its hippie-loving, liberal, feminist, and stoner stereotypes.

The UC Santa Cruz mascot is a banana slug, chosen for its "docile and peaceful" nature. It basically embodies Santa Cruz's laid-back vibe and works perfectly as a very non-intimidating mascot since Santa Cruz has no sports teams to boast about. School pride is lacking since most of the school's population is too busy taking bong rips and eating munchies anyways.

The school's campus itself is considered one of the most beautiful campuses in the US. The entire campus is a redwood forest. You'll do a lot of walking on the UCSC campus because the buses are always late and take too long anyways.

UC Santa Cruz is often said to have a very quiet nightlife and weekend parties merely consist of smoking weed. If you're a stoner, that's probably true. For the 21+, Motiv and the Red Room become common bar stops. And house parties happen every weekend, its just about finding them since they’re DL because of the 10 PM city curfew.

Overall an often underrated, funky college campus with good things to see and people to meet for an open-minded college student.
Joe Shmoe: "Its 420@ Let's head over to UC Santa Cruz!"
by vchristina July 13, 2011
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STANTER

A variation on banter, Stanter or Sexual-Tension Banter.

Usually witnessed between two friends, stanter is a term used to describe interactions that imply some form of sexual tension. You shout 'STANTER' whenever the sexual tension appears, it helps if they don't understand, even if they do it creates an even more entertaining awkward atmosphere.
Friend 1: "Hey, they're playfighting again...."
Friend 2: "....... STANTERRRRR!"
by Laxlad37 December 2, 2010
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