galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.
"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."
by A. Stockdill August 05, 2007
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Stanley Enow

STANLEY ENOW

A non talented person who claims to have too much money and uses the little he has to buy and claim other people's talents

2) A dumb Ass /halfwit who thinks he is the best

3) A terrible Singer who was once a rapper
He can't sing or rap, he is such a Stanley Enow
by Yongka May 13, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.
She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.
by Hgswells November 20, 2019
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Stanley Stupid

1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.

2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law
1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...

2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.
by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023
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Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.
I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.
by whcgonzo November 06, 2012
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Pullin-A-Stanley

When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation
Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
by YS3 September 14, 2012
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Bingo Stanley

When a gal entices people into her vag using cookie crisp.
Damn, I wasn't gonna hit it, but then she pulled a Bingo Stanley.
by Ms. Ginger Nude 2010 December 06, 2010
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