starfish baby

when a parent of a child (usually aged 2 months-2 yrs. old), straps their kid onto the front of them with one of those "baby carriers", resulting in the child looking extremely uncomfortable with their arms and legs sticking straight out... like a starfish.

christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"

noah: "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST CARRY YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?!?"

by rockeroverhere July 24, 2006

stailing

The art of using your mindpowers and fingers to stick nails and staples into and out of a board compulisvely.

Regina and Dani invented to sport of Stailing.

by Jiorge January 30, 2006

Starfish

Women that lay still, almost lifeless, with arms and legs spread during missionary sex.

I fucked this bitch the other day who just starfished the entire time.

by WH0THEFUCKCARES April 20, 2011

Stanfield

A town located at least 30 minutes from anything and that sells alcohol.

The only good thing about Stanfield is this booze.

by sysdfg June 13, 2008

stanfields

Men's underwear, especially Grampa style, white cotton with an elastic waistband and large flap on the front.

The cops snuck up on me in the ghost car as I was walking down the street in a pair of Stanfields.

by Weens September 24, 2005

bulimic starfish

An anus that binges on semen (due to anal sex) then purges a steady white oozing flow of sexual aftermath. Farting and spattering may sometimes accompany the expulsion of the semen.

I saw your dad come out of the gay bar last night with tears in his eyes. The poor dude was sweating profusely and he had a bulimic starfish.

by 256berserker March 2, 2010

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

The third album by Limp Bizkit. Contains singles such as Rollin' and Take A Look Around.

You heard Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water? Wes Borland's riffs are amazing.

by AcrimonicAurax July 16, 2020