256berserker's definitions

bulimic starfish

An anus that binges on semen (due to anal sex) then purges a steady white oozing flow of sexual aftermath. Farting and spattering may sometimes accompany the expulsion of the semen.

I saw your dad come out of the gay bar last night with tears in his eyes. The poor dude was sweating profusely and he had a bulimic starfish.

by 256berserker March 2, 2010

Dutch Windmill

The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.

I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!

by 256berserker March 13, 2010