stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014

Stache dew

Water droplets condensing on a moustache

Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"

by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023

Sticky Stache

When you cum on her chest and then slap her across her stach area with a twizzlers pull 'n' peel.

"She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."

by Mr. Hairylegs March 17, 2008

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

Starter Stache

The few hairs on a 13-15 year old boy's upper lip, similar to the Molester Mustache

"His starter stache felt weird when I kissed him after our date that his mom drove us to!"

by K.E.S. June 29, 2008

guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.

bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.

by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010

poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

by Michael Sandman July 25, 2008