squid

A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.

The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.

Also see calamari

Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid

*1st & 3rd variables are not required.

by schimschone March 11, 2005

Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.

M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.

by EOD Prof January 25, 2009

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013

Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

squidaud

A group of people you hang out with. Another word for squad.

Flipmode is the squidaud!

by Luke SkyJacker April 17, 2003

Squiddly Doo

Nothing at all; a matter that is not important.

"That doesn't even matter now. Just toss the paper. Get rid of it. You know, squiddly doo."

by Sans-forever January 9, 2009

Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.

John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers

by squidfinger December 1, 2010