Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality

Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch

by Squanchy July 12, 2022

Squatchy

When someone or something is elusive or mysterious

Don't be getting all squatchy on me now

by missmajestic69 July 22, 2022

Squatchy

When you don't care about your appearance because you're avoiding people anyway. Like a sasquatch

I was looking all squatchy after the netflix binge because i hadn't showered, shaved, or combed my hair in days.

by one Jenny or another July 31, 2022

SQUATCHCUB

A man with Peter-Pan syndrome. Will never grow up and continues to buy frivolous non-sense for the sake of having fun and doing what he wants. A man that does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants! Firm believer in the saying "Don't tell me what to do!".

My husband decided to buy a new gun even after I told him not to! Such a Squatchcub!

by Squatchcub July 31, 2022

Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.

Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him

by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024