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Spalexen

An intense feeling of stress, jealousy, hatred, love, and happiness all in one also with a feeling of sickness in the back of your stomach, chest, and/or mouth/throat. The feeling of spalexen makes you feel like you want to audibly scream, laugh, yell, and/or cry and throw your phone, anything you are holding, or the closest thing to you. This emotion seems to be caused by something or someone you love, pain (mental or physical), being proud, panicking, and/or stress. (Keep in mind, I have no idea where this emotion I feel of comes from. It just randomly happens to me frequently and was wondering if anyone else relates!!)
*TOP GUN SPOILERS!!!*

"Hey why are you crying so loud?? You're acting like you haven't shed a tear in years."

"I'm crying loudly cause I'm feeling spalexen."

"Why are you feeling that?"

"I just watched Top Gun again and my favorite character Goose died."
by Jobow20 June 17, 2022
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Spleen

Slang for a hard working, good quality organ.
Man 1: "Hey man, you still on the waiting list for that transplant?"

Man2: "Yeah dawg, I'm holding out for that spleen."
by DoubleCrissp November 13, 2022
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SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.
SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.
by Spleefing December 22, 2022
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dirty saule

the act of forcing a sneeze by your best friend and shitting while the both of you are naked. shows deep friendship, after you do this act you must be friends forever, if not you die
#1: ily so much dude we cant just be "bsf" yk
#2 yeah I feel the same, we gotta do something about it.
#1:DIRTY SAULE!
#2:geniusssss
by Your beautiful ass April 16, 2020
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spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach
the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'
by Correspondingly November 1, 2004
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Scule

A dolphin talking is not just cool it is scule
by Stevensonston April 4, 2013
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spleb

(n) A person who only uses an iPod or only listens to legal, unpirated music
Ben : "Dude, you remember that song 'War'? I love that song, you got an iPod, right? Play it!"
Caleb: "Yeah, I like that song too, but I don't got an iPod, that's for splebs"
by hozaybltdirty March 21, 2015
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