when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos
by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

a man who acts retarted, has potatoes as brains and sneezes french fries. Also shakes his head violently to produce shaker fries which gives him brain damage.
by cpana October 29, 2012

by Hobison August 10, 2012

spud is hot but short. but not shorter than me. i hooked up with him on spring break then had a dream about him and he got morbidly obese. but in real life i bet he's still hot. he has a fun accent...ask him to tell you that he "burnt his fucking finger"
by barbie April 17, 2005

1. A backwards resident of the state of Idaho, which is known for producing potatoes, i.e., the famous "Idaho Spud."
2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.
2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.
He was an Idaho Spud, to be sure, right down the grimy baseball hat emblazoned with the John Deere logo, and believe it or not, he was buying an entire box of Idaho Spuds. Which might explain the black stumps of his teeth.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

by LalaUN24 September 29, 2023

Rob: for the party we should totally get some Spud Slices, and some ranch dressing
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Mom: oh, John! would you like some spud slices in your lunch?
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Mom: oh, John! would you like some spud slices in your lunch?
by oneilleo August 28, 2008
