King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 9, 2003

spud knuckle

A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.

I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.

by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

spud brain

a man who acts retarted, has potatoes as brains and sneezes french fries. Also shakes his head violently to produce shaker fries which gives him brain damage.

Lloyd: That guy is so retarted
Chris: yeah he's a spud brain

by cpana October 29, 2012

Spud Nugget

A retard or stupid person
can be shortened to spuggy

Look at Todd over there what a spud nugget, and Aaron is a spuggy for joining him.

by Hobison August 10, 2012

Idaho Spud

1. A backwards resident of the state of Idaho, which is known for producing potatoes, i.e., the famous "Idaho Spud."

2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.

He was an Idaho Spud, to be sure, right down the grimy baseball hat emblazoned with the John Deere logo, and believe it or not, he was buying an entire box of Idaho Spuds. Which might explain the black stumps of his teeth.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006