Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
by Spunkwood November 16, 2010
A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
by TareRedactal April 04, 2019
by Natokartboy November 10, 2003
when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos
by chow-yung-phat January 27, 2003
a man who acts retarted, has potatoes as brains and sneezes french fries. Also shakes his head violently to produce shaker fries which gives him brain damage.
by cpana October 29, 2012
by Hobison August 10, 2012
1. A backwards resident of the state of Idaho, which is known for producing potatoes, i.e., the famous "Idaho Spud."
2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.
2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.
He was an Idaho Spud, to be sure, right down the grimy baseball hat emblazoned with the John Deere logo, and believe it or not, he was buying an entire box of Idaho Spuds. Which might explain the black stumps of his teeth.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006