spud slingin

the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.

person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!

by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011

King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 9, 2003

Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek

by The master cock November 24, 2021

spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

spud brain

a man who acts retarted, has potatoes as brains and sneezes french fries. Also shakes his head violently to produce shaker fries which gives him brain damage.

Lloyd: That guy is so retarted
Chris: yeah he's a spud brain

by cpana October 29, 2012

Spud Nugget

A retard or stupid person
can be shortened to spuggy

Look at Todd over there what a spud nugget, and Aaron is a spuggy for joining him.

by Hobison August 10, 2012

Idaho Spud

1. A backwards resident of the state of Idaho, which is known for producing potatoes, i.e., the famous "Idaho Spud."

2.)A candy bar comprised of chocolate flavored marshmallow covered in chocolate and coconut sprinkles, which superficially resembles a potato.

He was an Idaho Spud, to be sure, right down the grimy baseball hat emblazoned with the John Deere logo, and believe it or not, he was buying an entire box of Idaho Spuds. Which might explain the black stumps of his teeth.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006