shruti

Slang for retardation, or little mental stability.

Dude, he just shot 4 people! What a shruti!

by Melvin Jackson February 16, 2009

Spout Peeler

Someone suffering severe sexual frustration. To ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. If suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are sexually frustrated. Fuck them if necesarry/possible to cure. Purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. Condoms are advised.

I had a beer with Liam last night and realised he's a spout peeler!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

down-spouts

When a woman has large saggy breasts and the nipples point directly to the ground when not supported.

I thought that bitch had some nice, big-ass titties, but when she took her bra off, they ended up being down-spouts.

by Big T Bag October 22, 2008

Splut

An extreme version of a slut.

Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team
Guy2: what a splut!

by Ferris buller May 5, 2009

shrut

A person who obtains sexual pleasure from pianos

Tom: "I just saw that guy open and shut that piano top and i wanted to do sooooo many things to it"
Mark: You 'shrut'.

by mvh1015 May 27, 2010

Sprute Sac

A huge tool. Who gets bossed around by little sophmore hoes. Sprute Sacs usually get red in the face whenever they face adversity, or are at the butt end of a joke.

Dude, quit being such a Sprute Sac.. No one likes you or that sophmore hoe that owns you.

by Buck Bob March 10, 2010