Smotch

A smacking, sloppy, messy, noise people make when they are chewing gum or food.

Don't smotch your food!

Stop smotching your gum!

by AntisocialRecluse September 1, 2009

Sotch

(n.) One who accomplishes nothing throughout the day other than sitting on the couch, eat food, sleep, and other such redundant activities.

Sotch!!

by Dr.Claud Baulls July 7, 2010

Scotch Tape

The most high of congratulations from any fellow rap star. Also the name of the least recognized rap label in the business.

Man, Trent Layzer, that shit is Scotch Tape!

by Chuck See November 10, 2008

Smotch

When two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. Often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. Toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.

Saad: Hey Sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?

Sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?

Saad: I was thinking Dead Poets Society

Sima: Sounds good, I'm just doing an abs work out. Is 9 o'clock a good time to start?

by Mr Brightside August 18, 2014

Spatch

The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.

"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"

by Aaron Billings January 5, 2009

scotch egg

A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.

I had a Scotch Egg for breakfast this morning.

by Daniel R. L June 1, 2006

scotch

to catch on, to continue to be used, to stick

(taken from Scotch Tape)

"Sony managed to scotch the blu-ray technology despite the fact that HD-DVD was more popular among consumers."

"The new IT system is easier to use, but it has not scotched among the employees yet who are still working mostly with spreadsheets."

by Tyler Brington April 13, 2008