A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.
by StanTheStork December 19, 2013
when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.
Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.
by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009
Smitty was having a great time until he realized his ride spooky bombed and left him at the bar alone.
by ScottyDHoe March 04, 2015
A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.
dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner
by ProbablyADegenerate September 06, 2020
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by Havierx May 02, 2018