Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

spoink

a slang term for a fish vagina. Commonly used by Hopatcong Cross Country.

The whale shark has the largest spoink on earth.

by Talon Hogan October 13, 2006

spontaneous synchronized dance

An unplanned but obviously pre-choreographed outburst of dancing within a normal, non-party setting by a group of three or more people, usually including singing, as in most films classified as "musicals." Often abbreviated as SSD.

"In an attempt to avoid a fight which they knew they couldn't win, the smaller of the two gangs immediately broke into spontaneous synchronized dance, hoping the movements of their bodies and voices united in song would make the larger gang reconsider their course of action."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Spoin

A Spoin is a mighty warrior ant that has absolutely nothing to fight due to being enclosed in a freeking ant farm.

The ant stood on top of a hill dreaming of one day becoming a renowned warrior for his people, but in his heart he knew he was destined to be a Spoin.

by Cabby85 April 2, 2009

Spoink

Springy pig pokemon

I caught a spoink on pokemon, can't wait for it to evolve

by Traybake73 June 4, 2016

Spontaneousity

The act of being spontaneous, especially in times where the spontaneous act surprises others.

The spontaneousity of Jess screaming during a time of dead silence.

by Silverose January 13, 2009

sphintoxicated

The process of becoming intoxicated through the sphincter. Requires far less alcohol to be ingested through the rectum than through the mouth to achieve maximum sphintoxication levels.

Jeffery stood on his head and funneled 2 beers into his rectum, soon becoming incredibly sphintoxicated.

by mrwordknower September 10, 2010