spock shock

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.

Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.

by Evilfish April 9, 2012

Spocking

A term used in the Aesthetic beauty industry for people who have had too much or badly injected Botox to the forehead area, causing their eyebrows to be unnaturally raised high at the corners, making them look like they have Mr Spock eyebrows.

“That actress has had so much Botox, her eyebrows are spocking”

by Velvetee June 17, 2018

Spocktard

A person who thinks they are incredibly clever that are in fact really quite stupid.

God, that Brent guy's being such a Spocktard today and he doesn't even know it!

by xxtigxx October 10, 2018

Spock

n. The creepy guy at the bar who has his eye on every girl who comes in but doesn't say anything to any of them. He is convinced that every girl in the bar is "eyeball fucking" him. This man more than likely spends a lot of time on Myspace and prolly has a folder full of random girls' pictures somewhere on his computer that he pleasures himself to late at night before crying himself to sleep. The term "lurk" updated for 2006. Say word.

Dude's straight spockin on those bitches son!

Collin is a fuckin spock.

by The Godson of the Gotti June 13, 2006

Spock Sucker

noun. the same thing as a trekky an asshole star trek fan who seems to think that star trek is better than STAR WARS

That fucking spock sucker was being an asshole and said Han Solo needs to take gay medication, so I kicked his ass!

by momkai May 27, 2009

spock lock

Similar to the shocker, only performed using the "Live-Long and Prosper" sign, used by Spock in Star Trek. i.e. to in the goo and two in the poo.

I spock locked that bitch 'till she bled and she loved every second of it!

by Nic August 25, 2003

spock

Similar to the shocker and the Mork, the Spock should be performed while quoting some of the character's most memorable lines (ie. "Live long and prosper," "Most illogical," etc.)

"If I 'Spock' you tonight will you toss my salad tomorrow?"
n. - Spocker, Spockee
vt. - Spocks, Spocking, Spocked

by Tentius August 22, 2003