lady spaz

shes a urban gash and an urban lash

urban girl with heavy eyelashes

by lady wormz June 9, 2004

slazer

(noun) a slut; formed from the abbreviation for Simulated LASER, but came to mean slut due to the its initial sound

That girl is such a slazer

by Diggs February 17, 2003

spaz

short for spastic - derogatory term attributed to a person who has trouble controlling his or her limbs, a clumsy bugger

I don't want to go jogging thanks, I'd rather not look like a spazzy baboon

by my May 12, 2003

slazy

Have been awaken, yet too lazy to actually get out of the bed.

Tyler: Evan, stop being slazy and get your butt out of the bed! You've been snoozing 8 times already in my count!

by CDaWenzi May 5, 2010

spazbecker

A useful generic term for anyone who's dull, dirty, mentally retarded and stinks a bit. Derived from an episode of the Young Ones (British comedy series c.1983).

"Spazbecker the dull!"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

Spaz

Spaz=My friends and everyone I know

Me: that kid over there is a spaz (finds out he was gased by the nazis)

by Meow1273 February 20, 2019

The Salazarian Spear

Describes the dangerous and mysterious line that connects Tampa, FL - Miami, FL and San Juan, Puerto Rico. The spear also creates the bottom side of The Bermuda Triangle (aka The Devil's Triangle). For decades the Salazarian Spear has notoriously been associated with the vanishing of wildlife animals such as the baby hippo, the baby rhino, the starfish, whale sharks and fuzzy sand dollars. Much like the stories of the Bermuda Triangle, popular culture has attributed these disappearances to the paranormal or activity by extraterrestrial beings. But further field studies have shown that the Salazarian Spear is strikingly similar to the migrational patterns of the Box Shark. Recent evidence has shown that schools of Box Sharks have been seen following drifting lettuce as far south as the Caribbean Islands, thus supporting the strange connection to the Box Shark and the Salazarian Spear.

Hey Fausto.. Ernesto, did you guys see today's front page headline?! "Flight 305 from Tampa to San Juan, Disappears Carrying Local Cheerleading Team. Scientist Blame The Salazarian Spear."

by Jungle Junky January 13, 2011