When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon
Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.
by Sackapetela January 5, 2017
Get the splatter canonmug. From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:
What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.
Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.
Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.
by dvdslayer April 7, 2024
Get the Splattermug. When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall
by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024
Get the Splatteredmug. yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
Get the splatter bowl blitzmug. The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.
by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024
Get the Splatter Tic Tac Toemug. (N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
by boggler November 3, 2023
Get the Splatter patternmug. a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
Get the Splatter of matter on the wallmug.