splanker

A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.

"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."

by Employee Cave January 13, 2008

spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008

sphanger

A spherical cage

"Despite all my anger I am still just a rat in a sphanger."

by A concerned citizen September 25, 2003

splarge

Basically the same as swish. its a stupid word used by some teenagers in Britan. And thanks to MSN now most of our freinds that we have never met and that are rally 40 men with a a problem

thats pretty splarge

by Tom June 19, 2005

splanded

The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.

1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"

2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"

by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 11, 2009

splunge

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.

by Douglas August 26, 2003

spanger

Someone (a cunt) who is a huge pain in the ass but doesn't really mean to be one, althou they cant help it they were born that way.

Spanger - " Can i get more of my vocals in the foldback on stage please, i cant hear myself"

Sound guy 1 - " Is that guy serious, he is standing 20m in front of the stage. How the fuck is he going to hear himself from on stage anyway."

Sound Guy 2 - He's a Spanger, he can do anything.

Sond Guy 1- " Fucking Spangers"

by Darkest March 1, 2010