1 definition by drsexyweienervaginabutt

The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.
1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"

2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"
by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 8, 2009
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