Definitions by drsexyweienervaginabutt

splanded 

The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.

1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"

2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"

splanded by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 11, 2009