spanky

Author of the world famous Spanky Rolodex, cataloguer of beautiful adult images

That Spanky, he sure do know his porn.

by Le Broyeur August 28, 2006

spanky

Nickname for the drumtech of the band Anberlin.

Hey Spanky, could you put a new drumhead on my snare?

by nickkkspanks December 8, 2006

sponkey

Spic+Honkey=Sponkey
One parent is white. The other mexican.

Kai-Lee is a sponkey and her boyrfriend is a chicano.

by Kai-Lee September 15, 2007

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006

spanky

the fattest thing known to exist

Wife: honey do I look Spanky in this dress?
Husband: no bitch

by "." August 4, 2003

spankelicious

A) an object or item of great interest;
B) an unattainable female specimen that you and your friends only dream about, but never have the guts to approach;
C) an exciting situation or prospect in which the observers or participants revel or marvel in.

A) this new sound system is spankelicious.
B) dude, the chicks in that party were totally spankelicious!
C) you got those DJ Tiesto tickets at 40% off? the concert is gonna be so spankelicious!

by Faisal S. January 16, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009