by AManAPlanACanalPanama April 17, 2014

by DNHG February 17, 2006

1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

Only the greatest, most awesome and tasty beverage ever.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
Not only for Blacks. Super White's like it too.
by Dermont Aurylius August 9, 2009

She wanted me to taste my cum or she would stop giving me blow jobs, so I went down on her after ejaculating inside her and tasted the cream soda.
by BRD July 1, 2006

Scary soda is soda that people used to put the ashes of their cigarettes in
I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda
I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda
by Theo C. May 24, 2023
