cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.

Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus or flatulence releases valve. In southern communities know as a fart silencer

Hey Geoff jones I’m going to have a soak, throw me me my anal snorkel

by Stan3108 August 27, 2018

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.

I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.

by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021

snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021

Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022