midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.

I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.

by Slimmer January 16, 2017

ball snorkelling

When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.

I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.

by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.

I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.

by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021

douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.

Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021