Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

the semple

a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.

Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"

by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010

Snerp

for one who's nipples blare out of ones silk pyjamas unobstructedly.

Emily, you snerp! your nipples are blaring again!

by Emily lateral January 9, 2009

Sneep

What my friend does at the end of a hard day

Me .... You sneep very well

Adam ... I'm off to sneepy doodle

by Katchy katsup May 15, 2011

Sneep

the act of closing your eyes and starting to drift off into dream-land.

"Neah go to sneep!"
"Vegas Baby 96, go to sneep."
"Sneepy tiiiime!"
"You don't need coffee, you need sneep."

by Uglyvegasbaby96 February 26, 2010

snerpelt

one who snivles and gripes a lot

by alan April 16, 2003

Siempsons

the way a foreiner says Simpsons

(guy walks in with a family guy t-shirt)

mexian: ohh Siempsons (smiles and points at the shirt)

guy: wtf!?

by SnoBored March 14, 2010