Sneexy

- the act of being sexy yet having a cold. If your significant other has a cold, and feels bad. You can call them sexy.

Sexy + sneezy = sneexy

person one: "I have a cold.. ugh."

person two: "But you're still sneexy to me!"

*both laugh and feel better*

by theplainjane May 1, 2005

sophia's sneeze

Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze".

Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent*
Alice: *sneeze*
Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you.

or

Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!!
Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze".

or

Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo.
Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze

by JoJojo July 5, 2012

chocolate sneeze

a runny, watery shit, that explodes like a sneeze the minute sit on the toilet

That Thia food last night gave me a chocolate sneeze I would not soon forget.

by Anyone N. General September 14, 2006

sneeky peeky

While finishing up during sex,the man spits on the woman's back(she thinks it is cum).Then the woman turns around and the man cums in her face.

When you did the sneeky peeky it got it my eye!

by Lucas Ankney June 11, 2006

sneeriously

When you're trying to really convince someone of some piece of possible bullshit you're trying to feed them.

"Sneeriously man, I didn't mean to fuck your sister."

by sincarnato August 27, 2008

Spokane Sneezer

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.

When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.

by TurdNinja August 31, 2011

shit sneeze

a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall

i ate that nasty cheap mexican food last night and got home and had a shit sneeze,it was everywhere

by the one and only mole July 20, 2009